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BIGBY’S CRUSHING THIRST DESTROYER


“The Wizard Bigby invented his Crushing Thirst Destroyer after an excursion to the City of Brass. So mighty is this beverage that the heat of a hundred efreets is no match for its power of refreshment. Effect: You gain thirst immunity for 2D10 minutes.”

DWARVEN DRAUGHT


“Dwarves know mining, dwarves know metalworking, but above all, dwarves know root beer. Dwarven Draught is inspired by the best recipes of the dwarven clans. It’ll put hair on your chin. Effect: It’s good for what ales you!”

ELDRITCH BLAST


“Nothing says energy like an Eldritch Blast. It vanquishes thirst and can be used as a ranged basic attack! Effect: Upon reducing this bottle to 0 oz, you can grab a full one as a free action.”

ILLITHID BRAIN JUICE


“To a mind flayer, nothing tastes sweeter than yummy Brain Juice. Now you can feed your own inner elder brain. Tentacles not required. Effect: You are stunned (save ends). Aftereffect: You feel smarter for 1D10 minutes.”

POTION OF HEALING


“Four of of five adventurers agree: A Potion of Healing is the perfect pick-me-up after going a few rounds with an ancient red dragon (the 5th adventurer was eaten). Effect: You can spend a healing surge and end all thirst-related effects you suffer.”

SNEAK ATTACK


“In this kill-or-be-killed world, you need the ultimate refreshment of… vanilla? Sneak Attack hits you in that sweet spot when you least expect it. Effect: You are dazed (save ends). Aftereffect: You feel super for 1D10 minutes.”

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