Dwarven by Priscilla

This segment is to capture all of Priscilla’s funny Dwarven comments that she spouts while she’s slap happy or half awake.

  • “By Moradin’s Fiery Flatulance.”
    “There be uh funny myth ‘twixt tha’ Clerics o’ Moradin. The gods were a holdin’ thar annual Astral Sea-esta an’ Moradin a’ had too many pints, and too much o’ tha’ bean dip. Well, Tymora had got him laughin’, an’ t’were a dangerous thing. Bahamut likes ter blame them tarnished scales above his knee upon a battle with tha’ she-bitch, but t’were rumored ta be a ‘cause o’ Moradin’s fiery flatulence. Tis all true! I swear it on me mam’s beard!”
  • On Drinks
    “Tha’ swill ain’t a drink! Why the drink we gi’ our wee bairns be stronger than tha’ there. In fact, the milk our bairns drink from thar mams breasts be 80 proof a’ least!”

Dwarven by Priscilla

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